I set a new-years-resolution-style goal to write thirty posts in a row. Here I am at number twenty-nine.

I asked a language model to read the run of recent writing and then construct a picture of the author. I was thinking I’d for sure get back some hip combination of Jake Paul, Gucci Mane, and a young William S. Burroughs, but instead I got this:

Clearly, I need to write more posts about, say, Flying V guitars.